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Monday
Night Drinking Game |
This program is a tribute to the most electrifying hall in sports
entertainment today, John Mabee Hall Dormitory for Men!!
Wrestling-related programs are a staple at "The John," as
well as toilet-related ones, for obvious reasons. So, without further
ado, here is...
The Monday Night Raw (or Nitro) Drinking Game
This program took very little time to actually put together.
It started with ominous-looking signs all around the hall advertising
"All you care to drink for FREE!!" and I put it in a
high-profile place, like our Parlor, that has a 27" TV in it.
I then went to the store and bought 3 cases of IBC Root Beer and iced
it all down in my ice chest, and waited for people to show up.
There were people, alright. LOADS of people, all wanting to
"partake of my tasty beverage." I told them to wait
patiently, as it was only 7:30 central time, and Raw hadn't started
yet. I ordered pizza and waited. At five of Eight, even
more people poured into the Parlor wanting to participate. Being
a floor/wing program, I told everyone to present their invitation, as
I had spent the entire night previous making invitations for all of my
residents, and people groaned, thinking that they'd been gypped out of
a night of boozing it up. I ushered the residents with
invitations in and seated them, passing out the rules which a friend
had made, outlining the fact that they were to only drink when I told
them to, and not drink too much at once, as they "would feel the
effects quick enough," and prepared for the start of the show.
I passed out the bottles and the groans started, but only a couple of
people left. After receiving a few jeers from the guys, we
started and enjoyed the show, drinking when the rules told us to, and
going through the entire 3 cases just as the show ended. At the
final commercial break, I stood up and took inventory of just how many
each had drunk, and asked if they were "feeling the
effects." The chorus of groans and burps that I got
affirmed my question. I then pulled out a stack of strategically
hidden pamphlets over "The Dangers of Binge Drinking," and
passed them out, citing some facts, comparing the number of Root Beers
they consumed with the number of real drinks and the effects. It
turned out to be a great get-together, and at least half of the
residents asked if we could do it again.
The program has lots of possibilities for expansion, substituting
whatever the popular sport or TV show might be. Suggestions
include: Wrestling, Jerry Springer, Hockey, any awards show,
X-files, Star Wars, Star Trek, James Bond, and the list could go on
forever. |
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